smell my finger.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
she peed on how many people?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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