I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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