I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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