While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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