I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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