Cold hands, warm shart.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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