Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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