Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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