This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
