Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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