I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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