It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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