I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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