What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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