how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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