wat bout pragnant strippers??
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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