I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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