Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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