He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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