I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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