Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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