Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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