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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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