why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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