They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
