I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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