Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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