let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
sex in a hospital.. check
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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