We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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