he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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