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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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