come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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