she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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