and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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