Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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