we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Vodka?
Forever.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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