their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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