shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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