I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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