There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i barfeds in our rink
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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