If i come over, it means nothing
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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