He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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