ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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