I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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