vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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