I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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