I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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