Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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