I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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