your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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