gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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