Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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