"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.