# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.